While a limpia can be performed using different objects, I think the most common is with an egg. The person performing the ceremony is called a curandero. Mine was female and didn’t speak any English – I have a little bit of Spanish so I was able to understand some of what she was saying. She started by having me close my eyes and then she vigorously hit me with branches and leaves all over my body. Then I got spritzed with what probably was herbed water. And before I could even blink, she pulled open the front of my shirt and spat down it! At this point, I really had no idea what to think – but later I learned that it was mescal that went down my shirt, not her spit.
All of that was just the warm up to the main event of The Egg. Apparently, eggs (when raw) are able to absorb negative things. The curandera rubbed an egg all over me, with emphasis on openings such as ears and mouth. She also did the back of my neck and various joints. Once she was satisfied, the curandera then cracked the egg into a glass of water for examination. Whatever the egg looks like in the glass, it is supposed to tell a curandera what is a patient’s problem – spiritual, physical, or maybe even attitude.

I’m not one to outright dismiss all traditional medicine, but this…is a bit much for me! I would’ve loved to have seen the look on your face when she spat on you!
My guess is that the ‘diagnosis’ mostly has to do with the language barrier/generally a good diagnosis for foreigners! The massage sounds very funny!
Yep, when she spat down my shirt, I seriously couldn’t believe she just did that, lol. It was definitely go with the flow kind of moment!
What an awesome experience!! As for the diagnosis of course there was nothing wrong with you!! you had a temazcal previosuly that already cured you of all possible ills! 😉
Ha! I didn’t think of it that way, lol. Very true!